1) Who are you, and what do you do?
I am the grandson of
I will convert all of mankind, including all statisticians, to Bayesianism.
I will introduce the idea of conservation of influence.
2) What do you consider your most important research tool(s) on your computer? Delete-key.
3) What do you consider your most important research tool(s) outside of your computer?
4) What is your favorite tip for getting writing done?
Do not force yourself to write; it will not work.
Only forbid yourself to do anything other than writing.
The best paper that I ever co-authored was
Abdellaoui, Mohammed & Peter P. Wakker (2005). The Likelihood Method for Decision under Uncertainty. Theory and Decision, 58, 3–76.
It is also my least-cited paper. Explanation (to console myself): In those days the journal printed half per page what other journals did. In another journal the paper would have taken 37 pages not 74. No-one prints 74 pages for one paper.